Thursday, July 16, 2009

Rules & Rambles for Contest! (Edited)

Warning I'm going to ramble a little/lot before I actually tell you guys the rules so you might want to skip down....
I'm going to start off telling you guys three random things (that my mom probably won't like when she reads it; yes, she sometimes goes through my blog, more explanation later!)

3 random thingies:

1) I shed more hair than a Golden Retriever (told you, random) And I mean head hair, people, jeez!
2) I'm a Hypocrite!
3) My mom is weird.

Now on #3 I could talk about forever, but I'm not going to. Why? Hello! I'm not that cold-hearted. (Shut up, Emily.)
Few reasons why my mom is...weird:
1) She looks at my blog (wait, I'm not finished) and says she wants one. When I ask her what she's going to talk about on it she says, and I qoute I don't know. Really? Seriously? C'mon!
2) Because my dad is weird, pretty much a chain reaction.
3) Hello, she has me for a daughter. 'Nough said. (Again, shut up, Emily!)

Few reason why I shed so much hair:
1) I was born that way.
2) To irritate my parents (and nothing irritates them more than clogging the shower, and nothing is more hilarious)
3) Something about me being a miracle or something, who knows.

Hypocrite reasons:
1) Friend hits me on shoulder, thinks I'll laugh it off. I get pissed. I hit my friend on shoulder, thinking they'll laugh it off. They get pissed. I get pissed because they get pissed. This is me. "God, why are you so mad, it was just a punch?" They look like a deer in headlights.
2) Can't think of anything else. Oh well.

So, I don't know what time it is in your country or state, or wherever you usually shit but it's exactly 11:07. And I promised you guys that I would post the rules "tomorrow" yesterday. It's still "tomorrow" here and that's all I care about. You might not read this till tomorrow, but that would be your fault going to sleep so damn early. *Hypocrite streak showing, I go to sleep at 9 sometimes, shh.* I just sort of lost track of time, Someone Like You is that good. Oh, I'm reading Someone Like You by Sarah Dessen. You know, I have this friend that LOVES Sarah Dessen *cough* Emily *cough*. If I ever have an author interview and it's Sarah Dessen, Emily's body might just get a little impact with the floor. (Oh, calm down, girl, you know you love me.)
Some people may say that I should warn people about the things they may find on my blog, but seriously if you didn't want to read about shit, why the hell are you on my website/blog? Le duh, that's pratically what it's made for. Okay, onto rules because I'm boring myself and want to get this over with.


Rules:

Everybody must at least contribute two sentences--dialogue included, your choice--in order to be a participant of this contest. You may make new characters, create a history, whatever just make it magical.
Extra entry: post it somewhere and leave a link in a new comment.

I'll be popping in and putting in my two cents every now-and-then. May give you guys some twisters. Now to start off--a little boring I might add, make it interesting for me...

"Sally just got to her suburban home--from another night out at the movies with her girlfriends. Only to find that her parents were missing, without even a note to solve this new mystery."

Any ?s Just ask. Don't be shy....

Contest ends July 31st @ 1:00pm EST. US/Canadian residents only, sorry.

12 comments:

  1. At first, she wasn't even sure that her parents were gone. When she'd unlocked the front door, the lights had all been on and soft music had been piping through the foyer...but that was before the lights and music ended abruptly, almost as if the power had been cut.

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  2. [sorry, forgot to include my email address. celialarsen(at)gmail(dot)com]

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  3. That was when she heard the abrupt sound of glass shattering in the kitchen. She grabbed the first thing she could get her hands on, which just happened to be a box of Kleenex, and entered the kitchen cautiously. That's when she saw him.

    shutupjessicasreading(at)gmail(dot)com

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  4. He was tall and thin with long, greasy black hair that hung past his shoulders. When he turned around, it was all she could do to hold back her gasp - his face was unlike anything she'd seen before.

    melacan at hotmail dot com

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  5. He was a short man - only about 4'8", looked to weigh about 200lbs and he was bent over looking into the refrigerator! She didn't know what to do. She reached over and grabbed a knife from the island and said "hey you!"

    dcf_beth(at)verizon(dot)net

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  6. "Where's Mom And Dad?" She Said To Her Older Brother, Caleb. He Just Stood Still, Staring Out The Window. When Sally Moved A Little Closer, She Could Hear Him Mumbling Something...

    KailaEscobales(at)aol(dot)com

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  7. Make that three guys... I think you can actually work with that, hopefully. Caleb, the tall, thin guy and the leprechaun. So sorry guys!

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  8. She assumed this tall, thin man was her brother's friend, but they didn't seem too friendly towards one another. There was something sinister about the man's prescence, something in the way his slimy eyes crawled over her. She couldn't quite put her finger on it. "Hey Louie," she gestured cautiously to the short, familiar man lurking in the corner.

    tashiluvsu@live.com

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  9. Thank you so much Taste Life Twice, your a life saver, well you know what I mean. I will not eat you.

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  10. She put the Kleenex box on the counter and steadied her hand holding the knife. Something did not feel right and whatever was that, that Caleb was muttering? "Whats going on in here and what's the matter with Caleb?" she asked directing the question to Louie with a nod of her head even as she kept her eyes on the stranger in the kitchen.

    LadyVampire2u(AT)gmail(DOT)com

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  11. Louie then told her that her brother was cursed and that if she doesnt't want him to disapear jsut like her parents she better do as he says.
    " To hell! I don't give a damn about him " Sally shouted as a response.

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  12. Bah forgot my email
    Tynga85 AT hotmail DOT com

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